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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treatedI'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
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