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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 40
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
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