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Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for. Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were rightDear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be. I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cowsI hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!""OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
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