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I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your textsI can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :) The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad"."No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
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