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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .Finally letting go of the person who will never give you what you deserve .
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laughMirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clueAT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your LifeHe Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
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