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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 41
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
High Heels ♥
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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