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I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Dont worry, drink happy :)Dont worry, drink happy :)
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Single, sexy and ready to party!Single, sexy and ready to party!
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