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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 33
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
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