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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 11
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Life's too short to remove usb safely
"I need a drink or 12."
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
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