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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 11
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
You're on my to do list ;)
Guys who can cook
I must go. My planet needs me.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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