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Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Being a free psychologist to your friends
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