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I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
My favorite number is #1
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
The Soul's Shadow There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~Philosopher's Words~
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything.Your job is to pump blood that's it. ♥
I want you to LEAVE, and be happy, and NOT come back.
I Love Weed ♥
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