Best status updates
Statuses
New statuses
Best statuses
Most liked
Just liked
Best statuses:
Today
Yesterday
Wednesday
Tuesday
Monday
Sunday
Saturday
This Week
Last Week
April
March
Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 13
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
Page:
<<
<
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
>
>>