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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 96
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
You can never "just be friends" with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will ALWAYS love them.
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
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