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Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at itBelieveing something will load quicker if you dont look at it [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night" [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (: [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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