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Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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