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Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
That one person you liked from the moment you met themThat one person you liked from the moment you met them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hotAwkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
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