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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 98
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
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