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I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attentionI’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the timeMaking up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinkingIll drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm DrunkKiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girlsGuys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen''I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
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