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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 97
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
ou like this facebook status please share and comment. " I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
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