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He who thinks he knows everything knows nothing.. :)
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
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