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Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funeralsOld people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
No brain no pain.No brain no pain.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
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