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Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
There`s nothing more slower than counting the minutes until you see the person you wanna be with the most.
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
Turn your computer upside down and read this. ♥HCnW OS n 3AO7 I. LIKE if you tried :)
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