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Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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