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B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates HellB I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statusesTrying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad.""Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* MwahhhhI LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.Alcohol doesn't give you the answer. But it makes you forget the question.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permissionShooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
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