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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 87
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
When life is hard, I take a nap.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
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