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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 86
Life is too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn’t treat you right
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
I don't hate you .. I've just lost all respect for you.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
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