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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 86
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
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