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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 88
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
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