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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 92
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
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