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*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobileGetting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
When words fail music speaksWhen words fail music speaks
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act SingleDont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever knowOur small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
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