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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 95
f**kin cold yo! >.<
looking for original
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
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