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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 94
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
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