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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 97
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
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