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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 95
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
High Heels ♥
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
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