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There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
Urghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :DUrghh..! Its too irritating when you have 30 tabs open and you cant figure out from where the music is coming from... :D
jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm..jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm da ti vjš da jst vjm..
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