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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 98
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
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