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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 93
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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