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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 94
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
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