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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 94
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12."
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
"Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
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