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'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
Unknown Drunken Injuries
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