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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 92
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
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